Fullfillment

God damn I love food.

It’s my absolute jam,

Don’t care if its turkey-

Or chicken-

Or ham.

If samples are free,

you’ll see me

At the stand.

I’ll be lickin my chops

And straight rubbin my hands.

If I had my way 

I would 

eat-

eat-

eat-

eat.

I would gobble down turkeys,

And shovel in sweets.

And they say stolen candy 

Is never as sweet,

But that’s never stopped me

From taking a treat.

Gonna eat till I pop

And I might just keep going.

Don’t care if i'm broke 

And my belly is showing.

I’ll get nice and big

And I’ll just keep on growing.

And if I lose my legs,

Then I’ll just get to rolling.

Folks tell me I’m fat

And I say 

“See you later.”

I’m writing off loved ones.

“Who needs em?

They’re haters!”

My mother is worried,

My father disowned me.

But I can’t hear hate, 

Thru my fort of bologna.

Check my digital watch

About 3:49

Happy hour’s at 4

And I GOTS to get mine.

God damn I look good,

Catch a glimpse in the mirror

Find me wiping off smudges

To see myself clearer

Catch me at a buffet 

With a plate of each thing

A pancake wrapped pickle,

French fried onion rings.

Custom bucket of sauce

Got em all mixed together,

My favorite bib

Tucked right into my sweater.

Should I say a prayer?

For this bountiful feast?

Eh-

Why waste the time,

I got good food to eat

You can look all you want

Take a pic from behind

Got no shame in my game

Just one thing on my mind.

And if I could go back

Then I probably wouldn’t 

Id’ve eaten more foods 

People said that I shouldn’t 

I’ll stop 

When I drop

Even if life is crappy.

I'm a bottomless pit.

When I’m full,

I’ll be happy.

Previous
Previous

Life of Fly

Next
Next

Crazy Thoughts